I Like My Parodies in the Key of Awesome
According to the trusty Google definition function, a parody is a creative mock of something seriously created. For short, a spoof.
I've never really liked videos like that because I see them as rip offs and cheap knock offs of the real thing. Sure enough, my opinion has been correct (or at least, I see it as correct) in every parody in YouTube I've seen. I was certain that I would never appreciate dull work like that.
Until I stumbled upon the Key of Awesome.
A production by barelypolitical, the Key of Awesome is a music show filled with musical parodies and some original works of the author. At fist, I thought it was just another one of those ridiculous imitations of Lady GaGa, Ke$ha, and Adam Lambert music videos, but after watching their version of Telephone, I got sucked right into their comedy genius.
Not only do their actors look uncannily like the real stars, but their props and video editing are also very professional so you can see that they really put a lot of effort into their work. Also, their lyrics are hilarious and strangely true
Take a look at some of their awesome renditions.
Eminem feat. Rihanna - Love the Way You Lie
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Top Ten Video Game Bosses: Who's the Meanest (and most frustrating to defeat) of Them All?
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| The ropes are a hint. |
Having been chosen to be sacrificed since she was seven, Kirie was kept from the world until she turned seventeen wherein she would act as the Rope Shrine Maiden, a girl they'd kill by basically pulling her limbs and head off. But of course, like any good Japanese survival horror game, something goes terribly wrong before her ritual so Kirie dies with a disturbed spirit.
Now she haunts Himuro mansion in search for victims to disembody as well.
To add to her already scarring history, Kirie is also pretty hard to defeat, which is pretty understandable considering the fact that you can only use a camera with very little film to take her down. During the final fight, she moves quite swiftly and can cause devastating effects on your health in an instant. My number one tip? Don't get scared (even when things get REALLY creepy). I mean, how can you snap the picture that can exorcise her when you're screaming and covering your eyes?
Scare Factor: NOW YOU SEE HER, NOW SHE'S BEHIND YOU ABOUT TO KILL YOU. Like a good Japanese ghost, Kirie is a master in the art of appearing, disappearing, showing up again and murdering. This talent of hers is very much to your disadvantage because Miku (the main character) runs very, VERY slowly and Kirie has a tendency to just show up whenever she pleases. One touch, and it's game over. Oh, and you won't go out without her scaring the living daylight out of you, too.
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| Be afraid (and very creeped/grossed out). |
Silent Hill 3
If you were called by a suspicious guy to come meet him because he would help you stop an ancient cult from unleashing their god, would you go and see him?
In Silent Hill? Of course!
Leonard asks protagonist Heather (that's you) to meet him in an abandoned hospital because he would supposedly help her bring down the cult he actually belongs in.
Desperate, you agree to see him but little did you know that Leonard's actually a cult fanatic turned mutant hell bent on killing you. Sure you can walk away, but Leonard is also the guardian of the cult seal, something you need if you want to win the game. Oh and did I mention that he won't stop till you're dead?
| Hey. At least she got to keep her crown. |
Dante's Inferno
See, this is exactly why I don't want to go to hell (or the second circle of hell, anyway).
Queen of the circle of Lust, Cleopatra is the big boss of Inferno's sexually disturbing arena. The former Queen of the Nile basically resides at the very center of Lust, in a tall tower overseeing all the suffering souls who were very unfortunate enough to end up there.
To add to the terror of having to climb the tower in order to get past her, Cleopatra is also huge. No, I mean literally H-U-G-E, like, a million feet taller and wider than yourself, which is pretty much expected from any boss, really. Oh and don't be disappointed if you couldn't beat her the first time. Trust me, you aren't the only one.
Intimidation Factor: SHE CAN S.O.S. HER BOYFRIEND. Yep, Marc Antony's part of the fight, and he's obviously fighting in Cleopatra's team. After coming out of Cleo's mouth (...disturbing...), Marc can lay on some heavy damage on your health. When you finally defeat him, you defeat Cleo as well because once her beau's down, she'll shrink to your size and try to nurse him to health.
| I therefore conclude that all Mishimas are devils. |
Tekken 5
Okay, is the devil gene dominant in the Mishima bloodline?
Much like his relative Jin (not entirely sure how he's related to him, but anyway), Jinpachi Mishima has the devil gene in him. Like anyone with the word 'Devil' attached to him, Jinpachi is definitely a no joke boss. Repeat. NO. JOKE.
No one in my house could defeat him the first time we played. Not even my 21-year old cousin (who plays Tekken like its his life) and brother! Jinpachi was virtually undefeatable.
Until of course my innocent 10 year old cousin tried and defeated him in one round. Just pressing random buttons, she said. Sigh.
Intimidation/Scare Factor: TORNADOES AND THAT EXTRA MOUTH. The environment definitely contributes to the difficulty in defeating this dude. Tornadoes and strong winds blow while you try to attack him. Also, the extra, vicious and creepy mouth on his stomach which, by the way, blasts fire contributes easily to your failure.
| Beware the stare. |
Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly
Don't you just love these evil, sadistic Japanese ghosts?
Another product of a tampered Shinto ritual, Sae is actually just half of the ghost package. She has an identical twin sister named Yae, who abandoned her on the night of the Crimson Sacrifice ritual wherein Yae had to kill Sae in order to prevent hell from breaking lose.
Since Yae wasn't there though, Sae was just hanged. Of course, her spirit wasn't put at rest because of this and so began the hauntings and the usual Japanese horror.
So what makes Sae so much more difficult than other ghosts? Well, let's put it this way. YOU. CANNOT. KILL. HER.
Yep, that's right. She can't be defeated. Yeah, okay I was joking. Of COURSE she can! But only at very, very, VERY, rare moments since she's practically protected by a blood-colored mist almost the entire final fight. Again, being armed with just a camera and about five shots does act to your disadvantage.
Intimidation/Scare Factor: SPEED AND EVIL LAUGHS. Not only does she have that mist thing to shield her from your pictures, but she has her lightning speed as well! So while you're running away from her in that slow Japanese protagonist speed, she's really just a few inches behind you, laughing that haunting, maniacal laugh of hers as she closes in the kill.
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| ...Just ignore the costume. |
Clock Tower 3
Though he isn't exactly the most fashion forward boss, Scissor Man is definitely someone you should take seriously. Tights aside, this dude can seriously kill.
With his gargantuan scissors, why couldn't he, anyway. Running in a surprisingly fast speed and with an evil, child-like chuckle, you can't just leave the clock tower without getting past psychotic Scissor Man.
Being his insane self, he won't let you go easily. He'll definitely play cat and mouse with you first which can be pretty scary with the taunting and haunting background music and his laugh. I swear, your hands WILL get pretty sweaty and can slip off the joystick as you let Alyssa (that's you) run past and behind crates to get away from Scissor Man. With your shaky hands and sweaty fingers, how can your final battle with him NOT be frustrating?
Scare Factor: THE DUDE HAS A TWIN. Yes, the Scissor family isn't limited to Mr. Scissor Man over here. He has a twin sister with the name Scissor Woman (of course). Though you face her separately in the game (thank goodness), they both have the same surprise attack, maniacal laugh attribute that can make you jump in your seat. In the end, when Scissor Man dies, he rejoins his sister. You'll see both of their ghosts running around the clock tower. Shudder.
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| Meet your evil twin sister. |
Silent Hill 2
Heh. Whoever said that a memory couldn't really hurt you probably never met Heather and the memory of her past life, Alessa Gillespie.
As you can see, Heather clearly has blond hair and well, clean skin and clothes. The Mem, however, is practically the exact opposite of her. With black hair, a nod to Alessa's dark locks, blood tainted skin and blood tainted clothes, The Mem is one of the creepiest mini-bosses in the entire Silent Hill franchise.
Found in the old abandoned merry go round (sounds creepy already), you won't find her until you've circled the ride a few times. After probably two rounds, you'll suddenly see a creepy look alike of yourself lunging at you with a dagger.Of course, the Mem does this at an incredible speed, which just amps up her creepiness.
Intimidation/Scare Factor: NO MUSIC, NO SOUND, NO PROBLEM. While the merry go round goes, well, round and round, you'll find the sounds all around you start to decrease in volume. My advice? Take this as a hint that the Mem is near. With the very silent environment, don't be surprised to hear a sudden noise, which would definitely be your doppleganger suddenly damaging your health (and scaring the crap out of you).
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| Welcome to Limbo. No, not that kind of limbo... |
2. KING MINOS
Dante's Inferno
As far as first impressions go, King Minos is doing a very good job. One look at him and one thing will pop in your noggin: Hard-to-beat big boss.
Though he isn't exactly the very ruler of hell, King Minos still presides over a certain part of Inferno, specifically the arena of Limbo, the saddest (but least sadistic) part of hell where unborn babies, the unbaptized and non-believers are said to end up in.
When you face the King in Limbo's final battle, be prepared to feel the stress ooze through your entire system. King Minos is good at swift tentacle swiping and intense breath...uh...breathing. Of course, with only your scythe and cross to defend yourself, this dude really is a challenge, especially when you see him trying to puncture you with his tentacles as babies with scythe hands try to behead you.
Intimidation Factor: CINEMATIC TERROR. After you've killed Death (yes, that DOES happen), Dante, the protagonist, drops to hell and lands directly in front of King Minos who calls out his sins one by one. The king also tortures random souls he plucks out of who knows where by stabbing them in a spiked wheel and turning it. His message for doing this? This can and will be you.
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| Don't startle me. You won't like me when I'm startled. |
Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2
While wandering the scary, abandoned streets of a post-apocalyptic world, you hear a woman crying nearby. Concerned, you follow the sound and end up finding a frail looking lady wandering around, sobbing. You follow her and try to get a better look at her, but then she suddenly turns around and starts clawing at you in a murderous speed until you die.
Congratulations. You have just startled your first witch.
In the Left 4 Dead franchise, the witch isn't even a big boss, or a minor boss or a boss at all. However, she made it to this list as number one because she has the best attributes of a great video game antagonist. Deceptive, speedy, some may even say beautiful, and wicked scary.
This woman is definitely hard to beat because for one thing, once you spot her, you HAVE to keep your distance, otherwise...well, I'll get to that later. She can be seen either sitting on the floor, crying, or walking around, sobbing. Either way, do not ever aim your flash light at her or shoot her. If you do, she will be startled, run after you in a way that will make you jump then finish you off.
Intimidation Factor: SHE'S EVERYWHERE! No matter what location you're in, you will hear her disturbing moans and cries. No, don't bother trying to run away, you'll come across her again just the same anyway. One of the ways to keep out of her way is to...well...follow her and the only way to do that is to walk at a very slow speed behind her and pausing every few seconds. Only problem is, stopping for that long would attract a hoard of infected people all bent on killing you.
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MCR Comeback: The Killjoys Make Some Noise
After a couple of months of going on a hiatus, My Chemical Romance is back and better than ever.
According to front man Gerard Way, the new MCR has a new sound reminiscing back to the old garage-playing days. For sure, I can tell. While previous albums like Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge and I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love focus more on sadness since both albums are dedicated to Way's deceased grandmother, the new album has a new vibe to it that reminds me of good ol' classic rock and roll.
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Danger Days: True Lives of the Infamous Killjoys is the new album's name and features catchy songs that you will never get off of your head for days on end (Trust me. The songs kept playing in an endless loop during today's history quiz).
The whole 'storyline' of the album features five wanted men known as the Killjoys (MCR) who are Better Living Industry's biggest enemy. In the Na Na Na music video, you'll see the Killjoys, together with a mystery kid, defeating BLInd's zombie-vampires with wicked guns and ammunition. At the end of the video, however, the kid gets captured and is taken into BLInd's custody.
Since only a couple of the tracks are really currently released to the general public, you can bet that the MCRmy, myself included, cannot wait till November 22 when the album comes out.
Till that date arrives, we My Chemical Romance fans are waiting impatiently for the entire enchilada to finally rest in our stereos. And in the meantime, listening over and over again to Na Na Na and Sing.
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SLU: 100 Years Old and Still Standing
Whoever gave the notion that if you're old, you're weak, eat your words. Though this may always be the case for a couple of folks who are lucky enough to reach a hundred, this definitely does not apply with SLU. Despite a hundred years of wear and tear, the old girl's still standing tall and proud as she has her centennial celebration.
Where did SLU all start in the first place? To give a brief outlook on how the ball got rolling, let's go back to 1907 when it all began. Don't get your pants in a bunch, I'm not going to give a long and boring lecture on the beginnings of SLU (we get enough of that from school), just a short flashback to when a fine institution started off as simply a ten-student classroom.
CICM missionaries decided that it was a good idea to evangelize the northern part of the Philippines (AKA Baguio City) when they figured that the Spanish colonizers were not able to colonize that part of the country. Apparently, they were too scared of the head hunters to even consider trekking there.
By 1911, Father Seraphin Devesse established a small elementary class comprising of ten local boys. It was from this meager lot that a great and vast university sprouted and shone.
A decade later, CICM decided that if they were going to be teaching elementary students, might as well high school ones too. At 1952, Father Gerard Decaestecker allowed college students to be part of the curriculum, offering college courses for those who wanted careers in Liberal Arts and Commerce. From that course, many came to be as well. From the ever-enticing nursing to engineering, SLU offers it all.
As for the high school department, the boys and the girls were separated into two schools; SLU Girl's High and SLU Boy's High (obviously). Both schools remained mutually inclusive and exclusive until 2004 when they decided that it would be a good idea to join the boys and the girls in one co-ed curriculum known today as SLU-LHS.
This year, as the SLU centennial celebration commences, we celebrate right along with the college department and the younger kids at elementary school as one united family. Let's face it, turning 100's a big deal especially when you still look this beautiful and this good.
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We're Gonna Party Like It's Yo 100th Birthday
When people turn 70, we call them healthy. When they turn 80, we call them strong. When they hit 90, we call them lucky. But when they turn 100, we call them rare.
SLU is definitely rare with the big triple digits as it celebrates it centennial.
Okay, so maybe a school isn't exactly a person, but getting to 100 is a big deal. That means it has served for a century; a century of good education; a century of growing and nurturing friendships; a century of building a family.
I owe SLU a lot. Why? Well, for one thing, it has been my literal home away from home for years. I mean, let's face it. When you spend about ten hours everyday in a place, you tend to get attached. Also, it has been my stable educational ground; the rock which would basically be the very framework of my future. For sure, without SLU, I honestly wouldn't know what I would do with my life.
The old girl also deserves some commending. Sustaining more than ten thousand children for a hundred years couldn't have been easy. SLU definitely deserves some cred for offering quality education. The curriculum it has is also well rounded. From looking for the line of symmetry of a parabola to trying to serve a volleyball over the net, SLU offers it all.
So what can I give to show my geniuine appreciation for all those years of teaching me life's lessons? Loyalty. Like I said, I want to and I plan to continue my college education in SLU. I trust it enough to give me the same quality of education that it has been giving me for the past years. I'm pretty confident that with a diploma from SLU, the world will be my oyster.
My second gift would definitely be honor. Since I was in elementary school, I have already been competing in numerous interschool competitions that take me to places like Ifugao and Laguna. I always try and do my best in all these endeavors and in great feats, I bring home the bacon, giving glory and pride to not just LHS, but to SLU as well.
As the SLU centennial celebration draws near, here's hoping that this fine institution would continue to serve the community for another hundred years to come.
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LHS: Probably The [most hectic, best, funnest, hardest] Time of My Life
High School.
According to the dictionary, it's a secondary school that prepares students for college. Very true.
According to the student vocabulary, however, it's an insanity-inducing ride of assignments, quizzes, projects, sleepless nights and TV-less weekends. Also true.
According to me, it's the the time of my life.
Sure, it could be, no wait, it IS, hard and sometimes unforgiving to be a high school student, but as the years pass by, I start to see it as a fun, exciting and new way of learning especially when I decided to start it in SLU - LHS.
Okay, so maybe I didn't decide to go there, my parents did. Originally, my sister and I were to go to some other high school, but after a little thought, mother and papa dearest decided to send us to LHS where my cousin at the time was a senior. Carry the family torch, they said.
My sister went in first (obviously) and as a freshman, she was doing a heck of a good job. She kept going until she reached fourth year and graduated as valedictorian in the science section. However, she did go a little nuts in the process of getting there. I was expected to turn crazy as well.
With me in the science section by first year, my sister started warning, no wait, scaring me about high school, especially as a freshman. How the upper class men can bully (not that she'd tried) and how sadistic the quizzes can be. By the end of my 6th grade summer, I was braced for the absolute worst.
As it turns out, LHS wasn't so bad after all. Sure, it was a heck of a lot harder than elementary, but that's how life is. Pamela, Errol, and Marc T., some of my elementary classmates, were still in the same section as me. After tearing through it (and going a little insane in the process)with them, I made it out alive and still a contender in the science section.
By second year, the three original science sections thinned to one. It was somewhat of a loss for our part, but being thirty students in one classroom does have its perks. Aside from getting a lot of space, we also got closer. Bridges burned in the past years were rebuilt and new ones rose.
In the middle of that same year, we were reduced to twenty nine. Our classmate and one of my close friends, Patricia, moved away to Italy due to her father's job. While we would all miss her, we still tore through the rest of the year trying to salvage what's left of our Filipino and Statistics grades. When it all comes down to it, I still came out alive and with a sure place in 3-Mapagpakumbaba.
That wasn't the case for some of us, though. Ten weren't as lucky as the other nineteen. Still, that never stopped them from remaining friends with us. Everyday, they would come and hang out with us; they still belong in our home and it's like they never left it the first place.
Our home. Sigh.
We have been at home with each other, our section and our school for three years now and when you spend THAT much time with something or someone, you always get attached and feel comfortable with it, so that's how I see LHS: my comfort zone, my home.
Of course, things aren't always so peachy and rainbows, unicorns and ice cream happy. LHS is still a school and it definitely serves its purpose as one. I can't remember a day that passed by that we had nothing to do (except of course for the orientation week and probably intrams week). Challenges are always served to us in either huge chunks or cute little bite sized pieces. Naturally, our first reaction would be to complain about the complexity or the length, but deep down inside, we love the challenges (you know I do :)).
It serves well as a preparatory school, too. From three-minute music videos to ten-page long essays, you name it, we've tried it. This is good prep for the real world because let's face it, life isn't easy and all the projects and assignments we're required to submit is a good practice and foresight to what's coming for us in the future. When we're thirty and required to do fifty page scrapbooks, you can bet your life that we know what to do.
With school being the number one place on the list of top ten places we go to, it's kinda like our second home. So that's basically what LHS has been to me for the past years until present: my home.
Now that LHS and the entire university are having their centennial celebration, I'm happy to be partying on with them for I really do celebrate it. The SLU centennial just proves that it has been around for a hundred years and its still standing today. Since I was in kindergarten, I have been a loyal student to SLU and I plan to continue that until my last year of college.
Here's to SLU and its one hundred years of great education.
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About Me
- GIRL BEHIND THE CHAOS
- The chaos isn't there for nothing! I'm Erika, the girl behind all the...disaster. You can definitely expect me to turn an ordinary, boring, same old situation into one big hell of a hot mess. Opinionated, a war freak and can totally pwn you in Dance Dance Revolution, I'm also pretty competitive so I always do my best in everything that I do. Keep reading my blog to see my view of things and how I dish out the awful truth on any topic.
















